We can explain...

Kneeslappery makes products for people who still laugh at the word ‘duty.’

At Kneeslappery, we believe that toilet humor isn’t lowbrow — it’s timeless. And frankly, it deserves more wall space.

So we’re doing our part to elevate it… just a little. You’ll find shirts, stickers, patches, and bathroom art that proudly say what most people are thinking but are too polite to say out loud. If that offends you, congratulations — you're probably not our target audience.

Who's responsible for this?

Meet bradley

Bradley has a medical condition that never allowed his sense of humor to mature past middle school. Kneeslappery is the outlet that keeps him from losing his job.

Bradley lives in Harvest, AL with his gorgeous and super understanding wife. They have three (soon-to-be embarrassed) children, and two highly supportive Redbone Coonhounds.