'Break Wind, Not Hearts' Funny Unisex Graphic Tee

$17.99
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This T-shirt features a powerful design and an even more powerful message. Two hearts are shown, with one that is upside down resembling a butt farting.  The quote "Break Wind, Not Hearts" is more of an anthem, or a calling. You can hear it echoing off the mountains: a message of love and farting over heartbreak and no farting.

This shirt is a perfect conversation starter for casual outings or gatherings. We recommend wearing it on first dates. 

Product features
- Shoulder tape for stability
- Seamless design for reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar for elasticity
- Made from strong and smooth fabrics
- Ages 18+

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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