Douse the sails covering your nethers and drop a big anchor, because this shirt is absurd. The “Poop Deck LOL” t-shirt is a masterpiece for fans of dumb jokes and historical ship terms that sound like present day bathroom terms. Printed on a durable, comfy Gildan 5000 tee, it’s perfect for sailors, scallywags, and smartasses alike.
Hey if you're not First Mate, you can always go for #2.
Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste for a cleaner look.
- Elastic ribbed collar retains shape over time.
- Fabric is strong, smooth, and excellent for printing.
- Made with ethically sourced 100% US cotton.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
