This tee speaks to someone who likes sharp humor and quiet provocation. The soft, sturdy cotton (of the shirt, mind you) wears in like a favorite joke—comfortable at a backyard gathering while being capable of causing a double-take during a farmers’ market run. The design’s sarcastic line about “save trees, eat flax” flips the conversation about paper and sustainability into something memorable and, dare we say... cheeky.
Great for starting small conversations or earning nods from those who get the joke. The natural color’s tiny flecks give it a lived-in feel, while the strong fabric and clean collar keep the look tidy. This tee is perfect for people who lean into low-key activism, dark humor, or sustainably minded sarcasm.
Made to hold its shape and print clearly, it’s built for everyday wear and repeated washings without losing that sharp message.
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round comfort
- Twill shoulder tape and tubular knit construction to prevent stretching and reduce fabric waste
- Crisp, detailed prints using DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main areas
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and tear-away label for comfort and long-lasting shape
- Natural color option with subtle flecks; ethical sourcing and Oeko-Tex certified
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
